King Kong He's a spunky monkey Ping Pong Gotta keep it funky Ding Dong He's at your doorstep King Kong With a pair of forceps I said now baby How you doin? With an ass like that you could probably leave a city in ruins How'd you get so crazy? Really got me goin' From your eyes to your thighs Got my Love-o-meter overflowin' And she said Can I come inside? Take you for a ride? Grab you by the throat and throw you to the sky? With a plan like that What do you say? No! I said now lady What's your status With an ass like that you probably got a grandma named Gladys How'd I get so lazy? Really got me goin' From your eyes to your thighs Got my love-o-meter overflowin' And she said Can I come inside? Take you for a ride? Grab you by the throat and throw you to the sky? With a plan like that What do you say? No! King Kong Is a spunky monkey Ping Pong Gotta keep it funky Ding Dong He's at your doorstep King Kong With a pair of forceps King Kong!