Allow me to introduce myself I am the hottie you roll with, and I I am a body, a soul, and a mind Lately, you left me behind Now we don't seem to talk anymore We used to kick it like Joe and Obama Now you just leave me at home playin' mama You give your friends all your time Would you like me more Would you like me more Would you like me more If I was a dude Rollin' with your crew? Would you give me high-fives If I was a guy? And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too? Take me out to the ballgame, baby I wanna stay up and party like a lady I wanna eat all the biscuits and gravy Lately I've been so very hungry Come on, let's get back to when we used to be brothers How did I end up as only your lover? I want you over and under the covers I hate how you run when you're done with me Would you like me more Would you like me more Would you like me more If I was a dude Would you think I'm cool? Could I play in your band If I was a man? And if I was a dude Greasy, tail-fin crew Would you think I'm fly If I was a guy? And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too? And in the end, would you wanna be my friend, too?