Wanna be able to identify the trees in my backyard. I don't wanna have to take any college classes to do it 'Cause that's too much work. Don't believe anything is free. I don't make enough money to buy... a better me. Just tell me my pessimism is a self-fulfilling prophecy 'Cause even the critics won't take the time to criticise me. Someone's gotta do what I say, so I'll take one for the team. I'll make a martyr out of me if it's the last thing I'll dream. I'll dream. Maybe king of the losers is what I'm supposed to be. I don't have time for you right now 'Cause I'm feeling sorry for me. I thought I was up-and-coming Goin' down the drain. Maybe king of the losers, no one but me to blame. I pitched a no-hitter when I was just ten years old, Like Charlie Brown made a deal with the devil one day In exchange for his cartoon soul. Sometimes I let the sun shine in. Sometimes even the king of the losers gets to win. I get to win. Maybe king of the losers is what I'm supposed to be. I don't have time for you right now 'Cause I'm feeling sorry for me. I thought I was up-and-coming Goin' down the drain. Maybe king of the losers, no one but me to blame. Sometimes people call me the king of the losers, Yeeeaaah.