I'm going to Diaryland Gonna write down everything I see I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right I headed down the road with an oversized emotional load Not sure how I'm feeling today My doctor says express myself If that's the key to my mental health I'm gonna start my novel right away I'm going to Diaryland Gonna write down everything I see I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right I hear so many voices And modern psychology has so many choices Don't think there's much more that I can take I don't wanna take any pills And pay inflated psychiatrist bills Think I'm gonna jump into the lake I don't wanna drive you crazy like me But I gotta get it all down on this page in front of me Of my pink and pretty diary With a lock on the outside, And a hello kitty sticker That says "keep out, private thoughts inside!" I'm writing everyday And I was holding the insanity at bay Think the pen is mightier than halcyon You might think I'm full of shit But if I don't write every day just a little bit I'll be on that crazy train rollin' on I'm going to Diaryland Gonna write down everything I see I'm going to Diaryland and it's just me I'm going to Diaryland in the mornin' and late at night I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right I'm gonna get my brain workin' just right