If I never gave up drinking, I would surely have a beer right now Talking politics and religion, I don't wanna be here right now And I'd much rather be alone with you In a room without any clothes on, just you and me If my body wasn't done, I would buy some drugs today Trading my thoughts for fun, Smoking pot in the middle of the day And I would trade it all for nothing And by nothing I mean doing nothing all day, just you and me If we can change the subject Then we can change the game Beat our cloud shares into torches And burn down everything If we didn't have kids, We'd do anything, anytime Sex and drugs and TV Fancy restaurants all the time But I'd much rather be swingin' on a swingset Runnin' in the grass, playing ball at sunset, just you and them and me If I never started smoking, I would go for a run right now I'm quittin', I'm not joking Someday soon, but not right now And I'd much rather have a few more years And if it's not guaranteed with you and me and them If we can change the subject Then we can change the game Beat our cloud shares into torches Then burn down everything