I don't remember stealing But I do it all the time I took your heart and kept it and put it next to mine You say that I am thoughtless But I'm thinking all the time 'Bout words I put in boxes and words that were not mine I am no good for anybody I am a cautionary tale I am an accidental thief Won't be locked up in a jail 'Cause I didn't mean to hurt you Or waste all of our time I am an accidental thief These are accidental crimes. I'm calling you long distance I know you hate the phone But I need to talk about it And I can't do it alone I know that I feel empty You know that I am too I fill up all the spaces with what I take from you I am no good for anybody I am a cautionary tale I am an accidental thief Won't be locked up in a jail 'Cause I didn't mean to hurt you Or waste all of our time I am an accidental thief These are accidental crimes. And I'm not sorry. Oh I'm not sorry. Oh I'm not sorry. I don't remember stealing But I do it all the time...