Well, I've got two feet and you know it And if I had two paddles I'd row it And if I had some cotton I'd sew it And if I had some rope I'd tow it And if I had your heart I'd make a brand new start I'd be at every bus stop where you care to disembark I'd be at every party that you go to after dark I will be your man I will be your man I'd be at every bus stop where you care to disembark I'd be at every party that you go to after dark I will be your man I will be your man I've got two feet and you know it And if I had two paddles I'd row it And if I had some cotton I'd sew it And if I had some rope I'd tow it And if I had your heart I'd make a brand new start Yes if I had your heart I'd make a brand new start