All my siblings have kids now Sometimes I feel left out I used to watch friends with them before I understood the jokes in the show But now I watch it alone The trampoline the landline yells The job of raking the leaves each fall I moved away it took me two weeks to Dial Michael back on the phone The time zones I'm far from home What a selfish sappy song What a privileged complaint to have I should write about my parents And how they never split away from us And I definitely should give more I have wasted so much time down here But I wish my day to day Was as simple as it used to be As it used to be As it used to be As it used to be As it used to be