I know it's time to start our unemployment Let's do a rhyme, and make it our funemployment You could start with a water-balloon fight between the kids and you Or a record label whatever fits you Start a band and sing Or you could apply at Burger King You can choose between basking in the glow from the screen TV Or sign up for blogging about birds and trees Start a charity Or you could apply at Burger King If the dirt on your notepad doesn't end up in the stores by spring Write the words down in a song about sex and sing Start a family Or you could apply at Burger King