Come listen here, I'll tell you what's going down It's my favorite day of the year And all the crazy kids are in town And it's all, by the way, off the record for today No consequences You may indulge every urge The wrong, the twisted, the absurd No second chances, final dances Today This is the last day Come listen here, you're taking a liberty Would you tell me, tell me please - who are we? And it's all, by the way, off the record for today No consequences You may indulge every urge The wrong, the twisted, the absurd No second chances, final dances