They say that the mind is the second thing to go,
And I cannot remember the first,
I lost my drink about an hour ago,
And I feel like I'm dyin' of thirst,
I ain't had a car in about a week,
Its been parked somewhere at the mall,
I gave up lookin' for it after two days,
And scratchin' my head raw.
But I'm still lookin for the lighter that's in my hand,
I'm lookin for the glasses on my head,
I'm lookin for the keys, that are in my pocket,
I think I left my phone in the cab,
I'm lookin for my brain, and some evidence shows,
Its parked out back tied uppa to the fence,
Had a little baby bout a year ago,
And I ain't seen my sanity since.
(CUCKOO, CUCKOO)
I left two cell phones at D.I.A.,
I left an Ipod plugged in at J.F.K.,
You know I lost three guitars,
One of them twice, and two came back,
They say it is luck, I say that's a fact,
But my good karma is still intact,
And without that, my brothers and my sisters,
Ya ain't got ja-ya-yack.
But Imma lookin for the lighter that's in my hand,
I'm lookin' for the glasses on my head,
I'm lookin' for the keys, that are in my pocket,
I think I left my phone in the cab,
I'm lookin' for my brain, and some evidence shows,
Its parked out back tied uppa to the fence,
I had a little baby bout a year ago,
And I ain't seen my sanity since.
Ohhh, when the wind blows, everybody knows,
That its only a phase,
Time can cure most of my ill will,
And bounce me out of this daze.
But until then, I rely on the wind,
To blow some sense into me,
Help me get a grip on the saddle of life,
And a leash on my sanity.
But I've never lost my wife,
And I've rarely lost my dog,
And I never lose sight of the road in the fog,
And if I do,
You know I just pull to the side,
I never lose sight of responsibility,
Huntin' and collectin' the necessities,
And generatin' love that the four,
Of us need to survive.
But I'm still lookin' for the lighter that's in my hand,
I'm lookin' for the glasses on my head,
I'm lookin' for the keys, that are in my pocket,
I think I left my phone in the cab,
I'm lookin' for my brain, and some evidence shows,
Its parked out back tied uppa to the fence,
We had another baby bout a year ago,
And I ain't seen my sanity since.
I SAID WE HAD ANOTHER BABY BOUT A YEAR AGO!
AND I AIN'T SEEN MY SANITY SINCE!
RAH-DOO-DAH-DOW!!!