Well if I don't love you baby Grits ain't groceries Eggs ain't poultries And Mona Lisa was a man All around the world I'd rather be a fly And light's on my baby, stay with her 'til I die With a toothpick in my hand, I dig a 10-foot ditch And run in through the jungle fightin' lions with a switch Because ya' know I love ya' baby Well, you know I love you baby Well if I don't love you baby Grits ain't groceries Eggs ain't poultries And Mona Lisa was a man All around the world I got blisters on my feet I'm tryin' to find my baby and bring her home to me You got to run into me baby and be convinced If you don't want me baby, you ain't got no sense That's because ya' know I love ya' baby Well, you know I love you baby Yes I really love you baby Your smilin' face is my heavenly light Because ya' know I love ya' baby I said you know I love you baby Well if I don't love you baby Grits ain't groceries Eggs ain't poultries And Mona Lisa was a man Well, you know I love you baby Oh, you know I love you baby You know I love you baby Your smilin' face is my heavenly light, yeah One more time Yes I really love you baby I said I really love you baby If I don't love you baby Grits ain't groceries Eggs ain't poultries And Mona Lisa was a man You know I love you baby Oh, you know I love you baby Yes I really love you baby Your smilin' face is my heavenly light