Can I scream, or maybe just talk About the lives that we lead and the paths that we walk There's a god for the sun and the sea Monotheism isn't for me So ask yourself: What would Zeus do? A pagan life, it just might be for you Don't you see that all faiths are dumb* But make the right choice and at least you'll have fun It's time for us to take a stand I say "F" the ineffable plan! [*Oops, the correct lyric is "all faiths are ONE". I hope that little Typo didn't offend anyone -editor's note]