Yes I confess I was the one that did it DID WHAT! It's been such a stressful night and I was taking it out on myself But I shouldn't be so hard hateful, everyone screws up And since I'm the one not getting laid, I thought I'd drink my problems away But who knew I'd shoot the finest arrow laced with vodka tonight Check it. I was at the bar I was at the bar I was at the bar Without my bow and arrow She was at the bar She was at the bar She was at the bar Without her intentions The street light is on tonight Your nightlight is off tonight And if you think I'm shooting sober Then you can wear her dress if you can keep up with her We carry on in perverted manners So far I see you being the only one who has a problem with me You think you can cut me off READY AIM (I'm the best fucking shot tonight) FIND THE MARK (I'll make your dreams come true) ONE DEEP BREATH (And if you lean slightly to the right) LET HER GO (Let cupid make it right baby)