Yo, a yo
When he's not engaged in FemDom
With his friend's moms
He tried to get this nigga E
To drop some n-bombs
Factoid, had to take a day to pen psalms
That's the only time he's in a state of zen, calm
Otherwise, he's told he's kind of antsy
No matter where I go a centerfold is tryna' pants me
He sent her to the store for rubbers and some thugger shit
Magnum XL?
Nah, lifestyle snugger fits, hah
Yo damn shorty, yous a smugger prick
And nowadays he only mess with tree-hugger chicks
Natural type to trim her armpits with shrubbers
She be gettin' her cosmetics from the kitchen cupboard
That means that baby girl is dough efficient
She push the whips with the low emissions
It's lookin' like a slower Christmas
And a thin Hanukkah
Tryna' get the bread
Before he has a skin yarmulke, hah
Yo, a yo
Blaspheme
Ya mother and her ass cream
Same lass
Had me smothered in my last dream
Roll the dice on Jasmine
Uncovered pipe tryst, no Yasmin (yikes!)
Hah, you still ignore me?
Thought it was a sore, but it feel a little warty
(I got genital warts now!)
Never heard a realer story
Rather dilatory
When applying his depilatory (Jesus Christ!)
Got a cumbersome 40 year old madame
Up under his shorty, but I ain't mad at em
Told Adam and his seedy friend
Who's real weedy
And only bumps EDM
See me when she got a dole for a capsule
Around the bend sneak it by the pole and the latch-pull
Cause Santa gave him coal in a satchel
Tryna' hit the goal before a hole's in his natural
I'm comin' at you