Beatin' on the ding-dong all day long I go around just singing this song I got a girl, maybe two or three Beatin' on the ding-dong don't bother me Most folks worry when they have no dough Can't feel good 'cause of feeling low I don't worry if I'm broke, no more I ain't rich, so I must be poor Beatin' on the ding-dong don't mean a thing Just some words that you can sing Makes no difference if they're right or wrong Beating on the ding-dong all day long Some are happy when they have big cars To ride around and they puff cigars Give me a rattle trap model T I'm as happy as a chic could be A house and a flea and a bunch of mice Out in the barnyard shootin' dice The house grows cold and steps on a flea The flea yells, "Fellas there's a house on me" Beating on the ding-dong all day long I go around just singing this song I got a girl, maybe two or three Beatin' on the ding-dong, don't bother me I stood with my girl on the porch last night A huggin' and a kissin' 'til it got daylight Her pa said "Get him" and I had to dance A bulldog had me by the seat of the pants I don't have nothin' to bother me Happy as a possum in a lemon tree If I had a wife, that'd work at all I wouldn't have work this coming fall Beating on the ding-dong all day long I go around just singing this song I got a girl, maybe two or three Beatin' on the ding-dong don't bother me Beatin' on the ding-dong don't bother me