I'm the best man in the world Though I can't imagine why Cause the most amazing girl Thinks that I'm an amazing guy Don't know how to win her heart Good thing I don't have to try I push her buttons I push her buttons I push her buttons Just like she pushes mine Everybody and his bro All across this fruited plain They're all clamoring to know How did I infest her brain I hate to say I told you so But it's easy to explain I push her buttons I push her buttons I push her buttons Just like she pushes mine Why is she so intoxicated? It can't be my brawn or my brains The impossible has been eliminated There's only thing that remains If she wrote a personal ad Detailing each desirable trait I probably wouldn't do too bad But I don't know if I'd do great So then why do I drive her mad? Allow me to explicate I push her buttons I push her buttons I push her buttons Nearly all of the time I push her buttons Just like she pushes mine