Sugar telephones at twelve o'clock Says she's pulling up around my block And would I like to drive to the coast Through hiccuped sighs I asked her once why she has to climb Behind the wheel when she starts to cry Said it's the only thing that calms her down And I let it slide She pulls over without warning For a six pack at one o clock in the morning We've only been out an hour, girl You've got to be fucking shitting me We go speeding through a sleeping town Bottles up and the windows down Sugar, please put your seat belt on And she laughs at me "If I liked being told what to do, I'd have brought my dad along instead of you" I put my seat back and drifted off As Kate Bush sang And dreamed as the dawn set in We drove straight through armageddon And when we finally reached the ocean, there was nothing left We cooed at the howling darkness As white lights showered down upon us Spaceships all around now You've got to be fucking shitting me I awoke as we approached the coast The rising sun chased away the ghosts I really should have stayed awake 'Cause now I feel like shit Sugar weaves the car along the cliffs And jerks the wheel for the fun of it "Would you please put your seatbelt on" And she laughs, but listen here... I'll be the one laughing Shockwaves shooting through the mountains The coastline's in the shadow of a giant wave Cruise liners capsizing As planes crash along the horizon And I'm the one buckled in Girl, you've got to be fucking shitting me