Over his coat of armor grows human flesh
Everybody wants to see the monster
So everyone's out getting wrecked
I feel bad for John
He's stuck listening to their drinking songs
"Pour one for me ah!"
This is his last hurrah
He's done sucking through their skinny straws
He's skipping out into the rain
He's kicking the rocks down the drain
He's winking at imaginary friends
He's not gonna think about
How the story ends
Breathe deep John
You are strong
Walking along the Rhine
Sun beating down
Good thing his mommy packed the sunscreen
Too bad she married a clown
I feel bad for John
He's stuck listening to their drinking songs
"Pour one for me ah!"
This is his last hurrah
He's done sucking through their skinny straws
He's skipping out into the rain
He's kicking the rocks down the drain
He's winking at imaginary friends
He's not gonna think about
How the story ends
All the gods of business
Leave the mass in stitches
The rest of them sing along
Except poor ol' John
Breathe deep John
You are strong