The Internet is like eatin' plastic The Internet makes me feel far away from my friends The Internet is mean The Internet is clean Were telegrams so mean? Sometimes I wonder what the ends of the Internet look like Is the Internet infinite? The Internet has me nostalgic for E-A-R-T-H Planet Earth The Internet has me stupid and smart at the same time I'm of average intelligence Maybe above average But what is average anyways? Humans are very smart and very dumb The Internet has me plannin' too much I don't need this much information for pricin' for a weddin' in Bali For a lover who doesn't exist Fuck a weddin' Don't sell me Gabby has the most beautiful smile She is becomin' one of my best friends I wonder what would happen if I looked up more