Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
Couldn't put old Dumpty back together again
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Four-score men and four-score more
Couldn't make Humpty like he was before
Couldn't make old Dumpty the way he was before
Who pushed Humpty Dumpty
Or was he just plain clumsy
Who shoved Humpty Dumpty
Or was he just a little tipsy
Just a little tipsy
Oh, just a little tipsy
Humpty Dumpty lay in a beck
With all his sinews around his neck
Forty doctors and forty wrights
Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty to rights
Instead the priest read him his last rights
Who pushed Humpty Dumpty off the wall
Who caused Humpty Dumpty to tumble and fall
There must have been a witness to his crash
Someone must have seen him fall flat on his ass
You'd better get a grip
Or they'll haul you away
And throw your pieces in a paupers grave
You'd better catch yourself
And hold on tight
Hold on for dear life
With all of your might
We are all like Humpty Dumpty
We're all off balance clinging to a wall
We are all like Humpty Dumpty
Hold on tight lest you should fall
Better hold on tight in case you're forced to fall