I always had to tell her to relax And the cat can slip in doors Through a multitude of cracks And its funny what they'll do Cause cracks lead outside too When I asked her where she's goin' She said far away from you Stuck here on my own now Diggin down deep I don't understand it But I'm not losin sleep I'm gonna lay down Or head north out of town I don't know But I think I'll go And try dog mushin with an eskimo In Alaska Alaska I guess ill try Alaska Somewhere she might wait for me I'll catch up just wait and see Idaho nebraska I don't know I'll ask here Guess ill try Think ill try Alaska Sold my old piano for the rent I loaded up on bugspray and I found my daddys tent Now I'm in high gear Doin' 45 Hummin a tune I won't see the moon Till sometime in July I guess I couldve flown or took a train But you won't see a moose If you're sittin' on a train And now there's no more road But I got a light load And if she isn't in Alaska Ill stay and pan for gold Alaska Alaska I guess ill try Alaska Somewhere she might wait for me Ill catch up just wait and see Idaho nebraska I don't know Alaska I guess ill try I think ill try Alaska Just when I thought id end up alone Big ol-laskan mama come walkin' down the road (Jam) Alaska Alaska Ill stay right here in Alaska All settled down and havin' fun Here in the land of the midnight sun Is it time to call the pastor? I don't know ill ask her Ill stay right here Stay right here Ill stay right here Stay right here (Take it cactus)