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Who cares if it's accurate?
So long as it fits your views
Nowadays everything's valid, you'll find
Reality exists in the human mind
When faced with the facts, you can opt to be blind
It's your right to choose fake news
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It's Bananarama!
Shakespeare's plays were written by Bacon
Liam Neeson did his own stunts in Taken
Elvis didn't die, he was only fakin'
True, true, true
The food is great in a Wethеrspoon
Native Americans love Daniеl Boone
Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon
It's true, true, true
In this brave new world of Newspeak
You must keep your wits intact
There's no such thing as falsehood
It's merely an alternative fact
Fact!
Psychic Sally is a genuine mystic
Andrew Neil's toupée is so realistic
Vaccinating babies makes them autistic
True, true, true
You'll be taken care of when you reach old age
People live well on the minimum wage
Immigrant kids love living in a cage
True, true, true
Cigarette smokers are healthier than vapists
Arlene Foster breaks bread with papists
Mexican men are all criminals and rapists
True, true, true
It's 24-hour news these days
But, is it true or not?
Chances are it's been engendered
By a Russian troll or bot
What?
The Queen loves Princess Michael of Kent
Robert Mugabe was a kindly old gent
Paedophile priests are keen to repent
It's true, true, true
Santa delivers your gifts on a sleigh
Sex education makes kids gay
EU citizens are welcome to stay
It's true, true, true
Arron Banks is a modern day Robin Hood
Priti Patel is a force for good
Harvey Weinstein's misunderstood
It's true, true, true
In your echo chamber
You are quite content to stay
Where filter bubbles will ensure
You'll be exposed to truth decay
Yay!
Richard and Judy are getting divorced
Women in the sex trade are never forced
There's no such thing as the Holocaust
It's true, true, true
There have always been lies, but all the same
Johnson and Trump have upped the game
And if you believe them, you're to blame
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It's true, it's true
True!