Hear that sound Coming up from the ground? That's the sweet, sweet purr of my ride Oh a chauffeur's life Can be a struggle sometimes, Especially when you're full of Maggots and bones... "Where's your eye? What's with all these flies?" Shut your traps and get in my car Down through the dark With a screech and a spark The unsuspecting couple Get the ride of their lives! Ahead in the road The ground splits and corrodes Driving straight for the fires below "Oh please wake us From this nightmare No, we never agreed to this We're not ready to die Take us home Before we lose our minds" Strap right in Let off the firing pin The wheels start to spin On their own Skid and slide Into the other side So on this wild ride We'll go! Buckle down Into hell we're bound And like a devil's hound We'll roar! Lefty's ride Will be the end of your life So keep your hands inside And lets roll! Speeding straight through the flames Like it's some kind of game The smoke is filling our lungs Demons swirling around The dead cry and they howl We're losing grip of our souls! Now you'll party with us Just beware of the punch Excuse the rotting foul stench, We're quite the lively old bunch Now you'll party with us We're not expecting too much Except you'll need to be dead To join our lively old bunch (No we don't expect too much, But you've both got to be dead To join our lively old bunch!) No one leaves here You can't go Quit your screaming Let yourselves go! No escaping Your new home You're not dreaming Charred and blackened canyons Stretching to the heavens Molten rock Forms a burning wave Spirits and demons Laughing and singing Under their smiles They all know your pain "Somebody save us Help us and protect us Slowly our minds will crack and drift away" "Oh! Why were we brought here By this crazy madman? How could we end up this way?" "WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THAT WALL!" "AHHHH! WHO ARE YOU?!?" I'M LEFTY. Strap right in Let off the firing pin The wheels start to spin On their own Skid and slide Into the other side So on this wild ride We'll go! Buckle down Into hell we're bound And like a devil's hound We'll roar! Keep our speed, and what a life we'll lead! Engines burning, Wheels keep turning You've been on Lefty's Wild Ride! OH YEAH!