Hey there guy I need a ride
"What's your address?"
I'm just outside
"What's your build and what's your size?"
Huh!?
Waaaah! Are you out of your mind?
My brain's on fire I can't unwind
Pants on the floor when I take my stride
I'm like woo ha, be ba, biddly bup! Wooow!
URBAN WONDERLAND
My mind is ticking over time
OH NO!
Mind if we take 5? I think I'm gonna'
*Bleh*
Don't be alarmed
Just lost my head
I really took a gamble
But it's taken me instead
This never should have happened
Been done a thousand times
I used to hail a taxi
Now my hide is on the line, I swear that...
I ORDERED A TAXIDRIVER NOT A TAXIDERMY
Aw jeez, pick up the speed
Hitting the top gear cause it's time to leave
Time tick tockin' while we rockin' on down
A couple odd fellows, unconventional clowns
Needles n' threads (OH MY)
Lacquer n' dead things! When's it gonna end!?
Going out for a break, Man it's only 12:30
I really need a coffee not a dang taxidermy
Oh nooo this can't be happening to me
Nailed to a wall for all to see
Oh what a shame to lose my groove
Just tried to scoot but now I can't move
Alright you beautiful specimens, you should all be on display,
I want to see you, with all of your beauty,
I want to see you stuffed and preserved so I can enjoy you
All while you stand there doing absolutely nothing at all.
Don't be alarmed
Just lost my head
I really took a gamble
But it's taken me instead
This never should have happened
Been done a thousand times
I used to hail a taxi
Now my hide is on the...