One, Two, Three And I woke up early this morning and I went to the five & dime I saw this pretty young lady that was real real fine I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Ehem, Excuse me ma'am" She pulled down her pants and said, "Smack these hams." Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally That girl Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl So we walked her to her house and she opened up the door It was a heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet In between her legs was real real wet So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly She jumped off the bed and said, "Don't touch my booty, Don't touch my booty, cause' I won't touch you Don't touch my booty cause' its not the thing to do." Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl So we bailed out her house just to get something to eat We saw a friend named Patty walkin down the street Patty turned around as we yelled out her name She dropped to a knee and began to sing Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl Sally is a girl that likes to play And if you want some lovin' Sally is okay She has a different fellow every day of the week Two, or maybe three just to make it sweet Sally wants a man she can call her own And sixty seven hundred she can call on the phone Sally's never tired and she's never alone All Sally wants is a fellow with a broom Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl Wo-o-o-o-oah Sally (phew) That girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Sally Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Tha-that girl Sally Tha-that girl, that girl, that girl, that girl (Sally) Sally (Sally) Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Sally Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Sally Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Wait a second to get the party started Gucci's here to put the love in your body Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Sally Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Sally Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that girl Tha-that girl, tha-that girl, that girl Sally Sally (Sally) Sally