One, Two, Three And I woke up early this morning and I went to the five & dime I saw this pretty young lady that was real real fine I tapped her on the shoulder and said, "Ehem, Excuse me ma'am" She pulled down her pants and said, "Smack these hams." WoOoOoO Oh! Sally (That Girl) WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) So we walked her to her house and she opened up the door It was a heart-shaped bed in the middle of the floor She pushed me on the bed and this you can bet In between her legs was real real wet So I grabbed her by her thighs and I moved up truly She jumped off the bed and said, "Don't touch my booty, Don't touch my booty, cause' I won't touch you, don't touch My booty cause' its not the thing to do." WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) So we bailed out her house just to get something to eat We saw a friend named Patty walkin down the street Patty turned around as we yelled out her name She dropped to a knee and began to sing WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) Sally is a girl that likes to play And if you want some lovin' Sally is okay She has a different fellow every day of the week Two, or maybe three just to make it sweet Sally wants a man she can call her own And sixty seven hundred she can call on the phone Sally's never tired and shes never alone All Sally wants is a fellow with a broom WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) WoOoOoO Oh! Sally Phew! (That Girl) That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY Wait a second to get the party started! GUCCIS HERE TO PUT THE LOVE IN YOUR BODY! That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY That tha that tha that that that GIRL That tha that tha that that that GIRL SALLLLLY Sally Sally SALLLLY Sally