DJ: Hey, hey, hey, this is D.D. Deda, hello your caller ten. Tajuana Screams. Tajuana: I won, I won, I won! Yells in background. Tajuana: Y'all shut the hell up! DJ: Hey, what's your name? Tajuana: Tajuana from Brentwood! What I won? DJ: Well, you just won that sixty-nine splat pack. Tajuana: For real? DJ: Oh yeah, this includes first class round trip train fare And two tickets to Ding-A-Ling Land. Tajuana: For real? DJ: Where they have all kind of rides and fun, fun, fun. Such as the Totem Pole, the Back-Breaker, and the Long Stroker Roller Coaster! Tajuana: Hey! DJ: And guess what? Tajuana: What? DJ: They got three dollars off coupons at Thicken Wangs, Chicken Wangs And Thangs. Thang it aint, mayn. Tajuana: Them thangs sho' be good! DJ: You and your guests will be staying at the Peek-A-Boo Motel On the corner of 69th and West Ding-A-Long Boulevard. So, baby, don't miss that train! Tajuana: What the hell? Hey, wrinkle it baby.