The following is a love story between our hero, Nerfboi, and the Devil
If you are easily spooked, please leave immediately
If you are easily aroused, please leave immediately
If you are thicc as fuck, please remove your clothes
Welcome to Hellbound Handsome
Hello, I'm that fellow
Hit it from the back, make it bounce like jello
See your girl, I scream, Cornetto
Hit it from the front, no way, no bueno
Pedal to the metal, on another level
All my boys smoke that crow, no string, no nettle
Blowing that steam, no kettle
Tell a bitch-boy pipe down, Tell a bitch boy settle (fuck you)
Bitch I get it happening
Half a milli streams and I ain't even rapping
I ain't got a team but I'm still overlapping
I ain't got a beam but she know what I'm packing, yuh
Cheap alcohol and fancy clothes
I got it all, you know I got flows
Your girl on call, you know how it goes
She feel the dick right down in her toes
(Ay, you know how it goes)
Hellbound handsome, hellbound handsome
Hellbound, hellbound, hellbound handsome
Hellbound handsome, hellbound handsome, Hellbound handsome
If you ain't talking money, may as well speak Klingon
Honey when I hit it let go, don't cling on
Wedding bells when nerf get his thing on
Baby like a bell, the way she wanna ring on
Freaky in the sheets boy, here to remind you
My girlfriend get more pussy than I do
He spent money on his singing school
I made money off the auto-tune
(Fuck, it switched off)
She got a WAP, need a bucket and mop
I don't care bout no money, don't care bout the top
I just want my revenge for when she cut me off, yeah
I'm the ghost in the back of your head
And I'm there till you're dead