Now look fellows I don't want no The drug store woman When you see her, she in the drug store Buying lipstick and powder All that kind of stuff I don't want it, no I don't want it I want the kind of woman That stay at home And be, be home when I get there My meals on time Everything on time She meet me at the door She said "Johnny, are you tired?" I say "Yeah" My supper's ready My bathwater's ready Everything is ready She sitting down watchin' TV I can rest at night The telephone ringing all night long She said "There's no so and so in here, you got the wrong number" But my telephone don't ever ring At the kind of woman that I've got now I wouldn't have a drug store girl Wearing lipstick and powder Her hair all fixed up Nylon stocking I don't want that fellows And when I have them Yeah Them drug store kind Them drug store kind of woman