I drove my cars into your ditches Knowing they werent deep I climbed the hill You said it wasnt steep I know I made a promise that no Grown man ever keeps I said Id swim behind the The whirlpool creeps When beauty calls, it calls collect Love aint no place for tact Im just a missile shot in vain The kind you redirect I love the way you crawl Upon your too familiar stage I love the way you blame It on your age I felt the need to talk to someone Fatally beraged I had a sickening urge To blow my wage When beauty calls, it calls collect Make sure your lugguages packed The frog you kissed came with a twist Like trains meant to be missed So if you ever think of me Repainting your repent Do make that call Its weird but I aint tapped Or if you find my wandering cufflinks Pawn them in for the rent I thought of you as more Than I should get When beauty calls, it calls collect You signed a refund pact We take no risks we dont endorse We ride a prozac horse Beauty calls collect