Once upon a time when I was still in middle school I was trying to be invisible more than I was trying to be cool And everyone in my class was happy all of the time And everyone in my class was happy all of the time And then once upon another time, wasn't even all that long ago Every single one of my songs was playing on the radio And all the boys in my street would compliment my style Saying "hey there sexy lady, won't you come sit for a while?" If your stuck in first place you cannot be in another Though I did try my best I made a pretty bad lover Said Romeo here's the dealio and don't you make me say it again I am nobodies baby and everyone's best friend I am nobodies lady and everyone's best friend Though it's true that soon enough, my good looks will start to fade But my wit and my charisma are here to stay Always kept true to myself, no I've never had to pretend For I'm nobodies baby and everyone's best friend I am nobodies lady but everyone's best friend I am nobody's baby and everyone's best friend