Pick my girlie up so I could take her to a show Phantom of the Opera but she didn't want to go All the rich people came in the same limo And there is one thing that they will never know that There's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, No music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night Drinking at the bar the shitty twenty dollar drinks As the curtain rose, we were ushered to our seats Getting her to sit through it turned out to be a feat Underneath the stage a drummer's beatin' off his meat and There's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, No music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night At the end of the show the Phantom had to lose his mask Getting my girl out of her dress turned out to be my task Now the gag is in her mouth and she is ready to go And what happens next is something you will never know that There's no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, no music, No music, no music, no muuuu, music of the night