When i was a baby on the bottle they put me I didn't know before, but now i want to be 1, 2, 3, bottle baby [Chorus] When i'm old and gray you will hear the people say Oh, he's been on the bottle since a baby Now in this day and age, it seems the world is wrong But let me tell you something there's a moral to this song I've been on the bottle since a baby And i don't care if people call me lazy