Boy she really, Loved that disco ball As i touched it, Didn't think it'd fall Before i knew it, All the kids around Punched, kicked and smashed It to the ground Oh come on now Its just a disco ball Made of cardboard and glass Besides your really Gonna hurt your hands If you kick my ass Still trying to reason with her, I broke her grip Running and laughing, Gave her the slip Climbing over a wall, Last thing i had to do Suddenly i stop, She has my shoe Kick my ass Fingers bleeding, awfully bad Looked at martha She was really mad Steam was coming out of her ears Snot was coming out of her nose When i thought i slipped away i heard Her say your gonna pay Like the disco ball, She smashed me to the ground Now she's sitting on my chest She's slapping me around First a punch in the gut Sock in the nose Now i notice she's really pissed She ripped her pantyhose [Chorus]