Oh wow, wow, wow Wow, wow, wow The story about the Hades High School You better watch out It's comin' to your town 'Bout these little two kids Well listen You're not going to heaven You're going to my hometown You're not going to heaven Hades High School how I remember Hades High School in September Hades High School how I remember Hades High School in September Ooh, ooh, ho, ho, oh, no, you're not having fun & That's your fault (that's your problem) Get on with it Hades High School how I remember Hades High School You forgot your eraser Hades High School how I remember Hades High School in September Once I was your teacher But my how I have learned I did not need a teacher Hence I became one Oh no stop in the name of love You're not going to heaven (I'm not) You're going to my hometown You're not going to heaven Go to hell Hades High School how I remember Hades High School, gettin' high in Hades High School how I remember A higher education in September I was comin' back for another year I was in the 12th grade wantin' to get out Hades High School I've got to get out of Hades High School Yeah Hades High School how I remember Hades High School in September Hades High I remember Hades High School in September The cool dark weather Clouds rollin' in Lightning all around me I stood before the school Only to get struck down