The food will be great and the drinks will be free And all the sexy girls 'll wanna party with me The weed will be toked and Colombian coke Will be snorted off some stripper boobs and that's no joke It's the party of the century that's right Unfortunately it's tomorrow night I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah I'm gonna get some pussy Tomorrow night, tomorrow night But tonight I'm gonna jerk off (Aww, feels good!) It's in Beverly Hills they got prescription pills And Kiefer fucking Sutherland is coming to chill They got sushi and rice, lowenbrau is on ice In the living room they're playing naked twister and dice The security and pussy will both be tight But I'm on the list for tomorrow night I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night, yeah I'm gonna get some pussy Tomorrow night, tomorrow night But tonight I'm playing Angry Birds Like a million other stupid nerds Tonight I'm gonna burp the worm BY MYSELF! Guitar Solo Ponies and clowns, they'll be walking around Naked people having sex all over the ground Britney Spears is making out with Christopher Walken In the backyard Iron Maiden is rockin' The couch is on fire and nobody cares Charlie Sheen is winning in the bedroom upstairs YEAH! Tomorrow night, Tomorrow Night I'm going to a party Tomorrow night, tomorrow night Tomorrow night, YEAH, WOOOOOAH Get some slick' em on my hangdown! Some lip on my dick