Don't need a certified public accountant To run the numbers on my dick and balls Don't need to look at every Amex statement Already know I'm getting charged for the booty calls Don't need a history of my transactions To know the piper's going to get her due It won't be long if there's a missing payment She'll come for me like she's coming for you Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! You'll pay for that shit one way or another! ♪ She'll make you pay when you're out with your buddies For every text that you choose to ignore When you return, interrogation Your dick is going on the waterboard! Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (Everybody pays, word to your mother) You'll pay for that shit one way or another! (Everybody pays one way or another) This is not a choice you have that's only in your head And when you're getting the 3rd degree You'll remember what I said Oh, yeah 'cause pussy ain't free, boy, no oh-oh ♪ Pay with your gray hair and every wrinkle Pay with a heart attack or maybe a stroke Maybe you'll understand on your deathbed The price of pussy, it ain't a joke! Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! (You'll pay for that shit one way or another) Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, mister! (Baby, let me taste every single sister) Pussy ain't free, everybody knows Pussy ain't free, let me tell you, brother! ♪ This is not a choice you have, it's only in your head It's not a choice you have, it's only in your head