Oh ♪ Ooh, yeah-yeah Oh, alright baby, let me talk to you now Caught you with your hand in the cookie jar Shoving cocks in your cookie in the back of your car You told me it was never gonna happen again But before you fucked my uncle and my ex best friend You gotta have the weenie, so why pretend? You're a sneaky little bitch Shoulda known it right from the start You're a sneaky little bitch Your intention was fucking my heart Right in the ass Right in the ass Shoulda seen the signs when you came home late Naked in a limo at a quarter of eight In the morning all you said, "You didn't fuck him, but I think I know" The kid we got at home has a big Afro Same colour as your ex, Lemonjello You're a sneaky little bitch I could tell by the screen on your phone You're a sneaky little bitch Dicks of all of the guys that you've boned, oh, yeah Now I finally have a clue And I know what you can do But there's something you don't know I'm a sneaky fucker too All the anal pics you took For my private jacker book I've been posting them tonight To your church's new website, ooh, yeah Oh ♪ You're so sneaky ♪ Oh Caught you like a fish with a worm in your mouth Taking Peter North on a trip down south All your friends were laughing like a bunch of cunts Sure I probably came off like a total dunce Wish that I could give you herpes more than once You're a sneaky little bitch Shoulda listened to all of my friends You're a sneaky little bitch With your sneaky texts that you send You're a sneaky little bitch Shoulda known it right from the start You're a sneaky little bitch Oh, a sneaky, you're a sticky little shark Oh, yeah