I fell in love with someone sweet and pure But she became the world's biggest whore I went away for a few weeks or more You fucked more dudes than I fuck girls on the tour How can it be? You got me beat I'm not the only one who loves to cheat Doesn't matter what you do or where you go You're always gonna be a ho Don't care where you live, or who you know You're always gonna be a ho I never knew I could feel quite so sick I kissed your mouth and tasted Satchel's dick I ran away, went to my grandpa's farm I saw your name tattooed on my grandpa's arm Is there no man you haven't laid? Has your vagina never seen the shade? Doesn't matter what you do or where you go You're always gonna be a ho I don't care if your dad is Russell Crowe You're always gonna be a ho This could be our love's biggest test Baby, I don't care if you're a ho Just tell me I'm the best Doesn't matter if you're hot Doesn't matter if you're cold Doesn't matter if you got your vagina plated in gold Doesn't matter if you live so long you're covered in mold You're always gonna be a ho It's the truth, so I am told Doesn't matter what you do or where you go You're always gonna be a ho You're always gonna rub my dick and it's gonna grow You're always gonna be a ho You're my favorite garden tool Out in the shed behind the swimming pool You're a ho You're a fucking ho