If you're the earth and it's the sun
If we're in the Matrix then it's the one
It'll clean your house and mow your lawn
It'll go to the market when the milk is gone
It'll rub your feet and rub your back
It'll get all up inside your crack
Ten inches of perfection and it's not an illusion
It can win an election without Russian collusion
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Headlinin' a mutherfuckin' sold-out show
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It's got an A-plus rating on the S&P
It can skip the line at the DMV
It'll show you a time when it starts to sing
It's got a better goatee than the Tiger King
It'll fly you to Paris on a private jet
It's the capital D in the alphabet
It'll break your heart, but before it does
It'll get you to sell your soul
It's the Elvis of Heavy Metal, true essence of Rock 'n' Roll
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My dick tip touches the floor
V.I.P. function assured
My dick is all that and more
My dick is all that and more
Yeah
'Cause I'm built!
Lick something!
So chubby!
Fuck, yeah
My dick is solid and gold
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It's the first one in and the last to leave
The tangled web is the one it weaves
It finds a way before it has the will
If it had a degree it would be Dr. Fill
It's the only thing that you were thinking off
Whether we're just friends or we're in love
Be careful what you wish for
If you're someone else's wife
There are no rules for him, you see
He'll rule you for life
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My dick is full on the floor
No corner shop, it's a superstore
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My dick, my dick, my dick, my dick
My dick is just a fucking whore
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