Unfortunately i am
My own dog my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately i take
Myself out walking everyday and
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
Every other day im wondering
What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
Every other day im wondering
Was a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
I can't smell well or tell the time- I'm
Not k-through-8 nor K-dash-9
For human grossly underqualified
For k-9 grossly overqualified
I don't blend in at PetSmart
And that truth holds true at the Walmart
In either case they say to me
"What the fuck is lost in isle 3?"
Every other day im wondering
What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
Every other day im wondering
Was a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
Just watch me moving far away, (ayay)
No body even knows my name
No one suspects that i'm not fine and
No body ousts behavioral Frankenstein!
Just look at Victor in LA and
Syd with the "Y" at U of A
And all the majors at the labels
I'm rebooting soon as I am able
Every other day im wondering
What's a human being gotta be like?
What's a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
Every other day im wondering
Was a mistake to try and define
What I'm certain's mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
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These sweet instincts
Ruin my life
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