I had a finger deep inside my nose I was digging through a lonely scene In here waiting all day for your call I just sit around and pick it clean When I finally felt that mobile buzz I didn't even wait to hear it ring And I slide to answer A shout and oh no I got a booger on my screen Oh no Booger smeared across my screen I don't wanna let anything Keep me from saying "I love you" Not even a booger on my screen And when you told me we were history I exploded in a broken dream I was silent, frozen, all alone You said "Goodbye" and cut the chord with me And I sank down, swallowed by the couch I lost my number one, my everything And my bright reminder In the whole wide world Is the booger on my screen Booger smeared across my screen I don't wanna clean anything That reminds me of saying "I love you" Not even a booger on my screen