Look at your snout, all wet and cold
Let me take you out, show you the world
I don't need a spouse, I don't need a house
All I need is you snoring on the couch
My face hurts from all the smiling
Miles and miles to walk but I don't mind cause
You're my true and only diamond
Loving you demands no requirements
Oh who's a good girl, best dog in the whole world
Oh but you don't fetch, oh cuz you no bitch
Who let the dogs out I did
Cause they fucking deserved it
My kingdom for a mastiff
I'd burn it like the Mad King
You'd make catwoman go batshit
She'd take a shit on the carpet
I'm getting irrationally passionate
She could catwalk for Fashion Week
Bags of weed couldn't give me that feeling
You actually make me a better me
If life's a bitch you're the air I breathe
Darling I hope you're proud of me
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah
Don't need no friends, money or socks
The world could end I'd give no fucks
Cause
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah
Pain in my chest when you're not to be seen
I guess I'm obsessed like a trapper with lean
Girlfriend gets jealous when I start mentioning
Your beautiful barks, dog save the queen
You are on fire and my heart's full of kerosene
You're the medicine for my sufferings
We go together like tonic and gin
I remember back when you were just a little pup
You could barely walk and I could barely talk
As if a fairy had walked inside our home
You were very small chewing on a bone
Mastered the track but I could never master you
You always got my back like sunburns in Malibu
Eye of the tiger, legs of a kangaroo
And I love the way you beg when there's a barbecue
Years have gone by in the blink of your eyes
And I get terrified cause it would be a lie to say
You'll be alive in 15 years time
And I don't want you to die
It'd be like losing a child
Angels don't belong in the sky
And you'll never be gone as long as I'm alive
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah
Don't need no friends, money or socks
The world could end I'd give no fucks
Cause
I just love my dog
I just love my dog yeaah