Since I was a little boy I've been on the road I've always been a superstar Parties, models, swimming pools Never went to elementary school, and now I don't know who I are Can it be There's another life out there Where girls don't send me pictures of their tits? Yes, I dream About a quiet simple life No limos, no blowjobs, no fans, no billboard hits One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary Normal boy I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid Normal boy Normal house Normal car Normal espresso machine Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated Normal boy I could have been a butcher Butching all day long Or the guy who drives that long, long crowded car Or maybe a construction man In a giant, yellow construction van With fancy sticks and wheels and handlebars Yes, I feel This is the perfect life for me So much better than crying in hotels I don't need my luxurious shitting chair I can shit in bags like everybody else One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary Normal boy I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid Normal boy Normal hat Normal bike Normal flat screen TV Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated Normal boy ♪ One day I'm gonna be an average, boring, ordinary Normal boy I'm gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid Normal boy Normal boy I just want to be an normal boy Can't wait to be an ugly, tone deaf, uncoordinated Normal boy