I am Charlie, the man of a thousand faces I can be anyone, anywhere, any time of day You will find me in unexpected places Did anybody order a soufflé? I can hide anywhere, behind that tree Or wait a second, the tree is me I master every language that is spoken in the world Giddag, helli hallei, hallu, halå! He is Charlie, the man of a thousand faces Bon giornio! Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard Our undercover man who always has a plan Who can find your painting? Charlie can! ♪ Hello there Let me help you with your criminal things I'm a criminal, just like you Are you sure you're not a police man? Me, a police man? Why don't you fuck your uncle's brother's sister And suck on her tits? Whoa, unpleasant language You must be a thief! Well, I am Charlie, man of a thousand faces Suck your mother's tits! Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard Cocks and balls! Bird or man or fish I can be anything, make a wish With a hat and a cane and a suit and moustache And monocle and wig and a foreign accent! He is Charlie with a thousand faces Giddag! Male or female, plant or animal! Cookeroo! Master of disguise Professor in telling lies He is Charlie! Giggedigigg guddag! With a thousand In domini spirito sancti Faces! Did anyone order a pizza? Surprise!