Pay to have someone reassure you that you're smart If it weren't for all this money we wouldn't get too far Now you think every fleeting thought is a jewel And you've always gotta prove You went to the big school When you have everything you really can't complain A human centipede in love with its own brain Everyone's the same, they're all so original And they've always gotta prove They went to the big school But now that you're being put to the test You find that all that mental masturbation only left you with a mess Your parents must be proud you turned out so special And they've always gotta prove You went to the big school