I got my life under control
I'm totally not in crippling debt
I really know where I will go
My 5 year plan is all set
Look at me I'm a poster boy
Of success and complete joy
I don't urgently need therapy
My parents are super proud of me
My life is perfy
I'm young and healthy
I have all the friends
And success in my hands
My dating life is full of wonder
It definitely doesn't make me
Want to end it all
At the local super mall
I haven't made the perfect plan
To go out in a ball of flame
And take as many of you
As I can with me
My life is perfy
I'm young and healthy
I have all the friends
And success in my hands
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
But now I have to go
Suit up and reload
Cause you sure will hear of me
Victim number three
My life is perfy
I'm young and healthy
I have all the friends
And success in my hands
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate
Winner winner choking dinner
Life is great
Thank you, fate