Wake up
Something isn't right
Head hurts
What went on last night?
There was loud music, the people were all great
I had a bit too much and threw up on my date
Who cares? Shit happens! Parties gotta be had
I go much harder since I have became a dad
I think I'd rather stay at home
Sit around and dry heave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Roll down my own sleeves
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I found myself in a calamity
Work is calling and I'm in agony
I can't be calling and find a new excuse
I'm known as someone who will just try every ruse
I'm on sick leave almost every other week
And now you know it I'm a Wednesday party freak
I think I got it some arrangement
Invite the boss to the Wednesday party basement
I think I'd rather stay at home
Sit around and dry heave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Roll down my own sleeves
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
A heavily intoxicated man in his forties
Was caught climbing on top of Hamburg City Hall
Declaring himself king of Bavaria
While his motives are still unclear
Local authorities state that substance abuse
Cannot be eliminated as a potential cause for the disturbance
I think I'd rather stay at home
Sit around and dry heave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Roll down my own sleeves
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick leave
I think I'd rather stay at home
Let's call it a sick