They paint their vulva beige Bleed a cola keg While I plan to ruin GOP Motar-cades Those senseless 'zines Turned censored scenes I earn a soldier's wage So I broke your legs Threw your rollerblades 'Cuz you claimed That the OG was overpaid For pointing M-16s At grenadine Coursing through the pollster aid I need my water brunch In the economic crunch The financiers are seeped in a balm and slush An' the sexist machines Express the means To repeal Roe v. Wade So I gotta de-mode the dark matter On the spring loaded park plaza Who is in charge? I don't know They all eat their business cards I'm a hack at deer shootin' Know Vladimir Putin While I wearing this cashmere pants suit thing I can knight the spokesman So Ibuprofen Becomes your golden egg Automated vote ready-tellers Are subsequent heavy sellers In the pool of undecided's registry Because they don't give a fuck About the findings on a troop surge It's a moot point What have you heard? Bumbling idiots for news correspondents See the desperate need for a new foreign policy Yet they give credence to the pro-war pandering As we all squabble for Saturn's rings Regimented doubletalk undercuts the pertinence of Corporate heads tryin' to run away with tax cuts In vestibules the evangelicals are tent poles Beggin the heads of state deregulate the gross Happy ever after benefactors all settle matters The Senate gathers to celebrate the fat fucks Inability to give a single solitary hoot about the Proletariat their merriment is gross What does this mean for you, though? You niggas looking g'd up Rolling in a Prius But I gotta give my money management a C+ With my foreclosed home An' pork bowl loans I re-visit the need to grind I'm dating Russian fem-bots Sipping on some hemlock Cuz' I got overdue billings on my desktop When I've been over thought and undercooked That's when I need me-time Me-Time I need some me-time with the Pulmonary Palimpsest Watch the bank merge Liberal thinker Because now the middle finger Is the California state bird If ya ain't heard